So in cooking dinner tonight my husband almost hit me in the head with the cupboard door by accident. I told him it wouldn't be the first time and he responded with at least I didn't dump carpet deodorizer on your head. LOL!!! Yes folks this actually happened. We were joking around with each other one day while we were cleaning the house and he thought he was funny and was going to pretend to dump the carpet deodorizer on my head and well it was open and he really did dump it on my head. I stood there in shock and so did he. And then we both just died laughing.
So this got me thinking about all of the other silly or strange things that we have experienced together as a couple over the years.
For your reading pleasure and hopefully a good laugh I have listed them below in no particular order other than the order they came to me as I sit here. There are a million more but here are a couple highlights.
The carpet deodorizer story (above).
When Jason and I first started dating we were joking around on the couch and he pinned me and and sat on me and accidentally farted. He froze and we both just started laughing and it took me a bit to get over it.
While I was pregnant (18 weeks pregnant) Jason was involved in playing flag football. His team was awesome and went to state championships in Columbus. After being sick with morning sickness that lasted morning, noon, and night, I went to his game and sat by myself on the sidelines in a bag chair. Much to my surprise I ended up with two guys from the other team tackling me in effort to catch the football. I was thrown backwards hard and flipped from my chair. I had the wind knocked out of me and was shaken up but I was fine. They stopped the game and I had the whole team yelling "she's pregnant!!!" as they ran over to me to see if I am ok. They called the ambulance that had to drive over other fields that were being played on to get to me. They told me they could take me if I wanted but if anything was wrong with the baby at 18 weeks they couldn't do anything. I made the choice not to go and after we realized the baby was ok we laughed about it. Only me. Only I would have that kind of luck.
There is the time that I went to throw the Frisbee to the dog and Jason was standing behind me and I must not have let go at the right time and it flew back and hit him in the head.
The time Makayla was screaming bloody murder because I was leaving for work and Jason was trying to calm her down but I ended up just having to run out the door and I was already running late. We had had a fire in the driveway the night before (because that is how us hillbillies do it) and I never even thought to move it. I gunned it out of the garage and smoked the fire pit. I was late for work so I pulled up a little and backed around it leaving it in the driveway. That was a fun conversation on the way to work.
Jason was out of town on one of his hunting trips and my dad was over visiting. I had to run down to the basement for something and my body must have been moving faster than my feet or vice versa because I fell down the stairs and broke 3 toes. My dad from the living room yelled "are you alright?" Never got up. Not a bad father, Jason would have done the same thing. It's a man thing.
There was also the time I was cleaning out the dormer at the old house and I was taking an old heavy 1980's computer monitor out to the trash in the garage. I was wearing slip on sandals and the back step was wet and I went flying off the back deck. I threw the monitor just in time to land on my stomach flat down in the back yard. My husband and my neighbor were both in the garage and neither heard me or came to my rescue until my neighbor happen to catch a glimpse of me getting up.
Needless to say I am not very graceful and I don't have very good luck. They make for some great stories and some great laughs!!!!Makes more sense now why Makayla is as clumsy as she is. Poor girl....she is in for some pain, some laughs, and some good stories to tell.
